THE "CURRY" STRIKES BACK ........

An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in
Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of cat food and goes to cashier counter. The Manager gets
suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat, and will
probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him
his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home
and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a
dozen cans of dog food and goes to cashier counter. The Manager again
gets suspicious.. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have
a dog, and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the
Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
food. The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the
dog food.

Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the
manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the
bag, feels something slimy and immediately takes it out. He shouts at
the Indian, What the F*** is this? Is this shit you Idiot?

The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.”